Live in your menu bar right now

Your Mac has
feelings now.

MoodFace watches your CPU, RAM, disk, and focus — then reacts with a face and an attitude. No dashboards. Just a tiny creature judging your 47 open tabs.

Download for Mac See its moods
macOS 13 Ventura or later · Free · Direct download, not on the App Store
Mon 9:41 AM
😊
🐶
All good here!
Vibing. Don't ruin it. 😌
CPU
18%
RAM
41%
Disk
21%
8 moods, zero chill

It doesn't just measure your Mac.
It comments on it.

Vibing. Don't ruin it. 😌
tap a sticker — watch the menu bar above react too
what it's watching

Real stats. Delivered with zero professionalism.

CPU62%
getting toasty 🔥
RAM54%
sweating, like actually
Disk21%
room for more screenshots
🔋
Battery
87% · thriving ✨
⏱️
Uptime
4d 6h · legend status
🌡️
Thermal
Nominal · chill 😎
using it

No setup. No accounts. No nonsense.

📍

Lives in your menu bar

One small icon, out of your way until you need it. No Dock icon, no window cluttering your desktop.

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Hover for a peek, click to pin

A quick hover shows the full panel for a few seconds. Click it if you want it to stay open while you work.

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Reacts in real time

Mood, dialogue, and stats update live — no refresh button, no dashboard to babysit.

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It only looks at your Mac, not at you. MoodFace reads system metrics your Mac already exposes — CPU, RAM, disk, battery, the app you're currently using. None of it leaves your machine. No accounts, no analytics, no network requests.

Give your Mac a face.

Free, lightweight, and probably funnier than your actual coworkers.

Download MoodFace.zip
First launch: macOS may ask you to confirm before opening. Right-click the app and choose Open if a double-click doesn't work.